Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein
Eik sardar ja rha tha raste mein 1board nazar aaya likha tha 'PARHNE WALA GADHA' sardar ko ghussa charha Mita ke likh dia' LIKHNE WALA GADHA'
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views
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One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
The next day…
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Anti Misba: Oh Acha! Is ka matlab tumne Abi new dress ka BILL nhi dekha.
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Funny Ramesh:Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau Shuru Kiya Hai
Shadi Ke Liye 1 Dabayen,Mangni Ke Liye 2 Dabaye
Suresh:Doosri Shadi Ke Liye Kya Dabaye?
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Lady: Mere ghar Mai Aag lag gai hai.
Pathan: Pani Daalo!
Lady: Dala, Aag nai Bujhi.
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Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar Bola.
Santa: “Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr!”
Makkhi Nahi Udi…
Fir Bola.
Santa: “Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja”
Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi…
Santa Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki, Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.
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