2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The
2 Choohay Darakht Pe Bethay The
Neechay Se Aik Hathi Guzra
Aik Chooha Hathi Pe Ja Gira
Dosra Chooha Bola
Daba De Salay Ko
Me Bhi Aa Raha Hon…
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