Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 661 views

Ek chhote bachche

Ek chhote bachche ne apni pregnant mummy se pucha: Ismein kya hai?

Mummy: Ismein pyara sa Baby hai.

Baccha : Itna hi pyara tha to khaya kyun usko?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho

Ladki: Mujhe Q Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behan Nhi Hai Kya......

Ladka: Hai, Isliye To Dekh Raha Hu...... Ladki: Matlab?? Ladka: Meri Behan Ko Bhabhi Chahiye..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Barnum & Bailey

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from one town to another. The elephants were connected trunk to tail. They came along a railroad crossing and as the elephants were halfway across the tracks, a train came along and killed two of them.

Shortly thereafter, B&M Railroad received an invoice from Barnum and Bailey for $10,000. B&M immediately called Barnum & Bailey and requested an explanation for the charge, writing, "What is the cost of a new elephant?"

Barnum & Bailey responded, "$1,000 each."

B&M responded, "But, we only killed two of them!"

Barnum & Bailey said, "Yes, but you pulled the assholes out of eight others."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha.

Guest;beta tumhara janam kis din hua tha.

beta- friday ko or apka

guest; sunday ko

beta; aap jhuth bol rahe ho sunday ko to chutti hoti hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

He Wants To Scare His Parents

Father To Son After Exam:
Let Me See Ur Report Card

Son:
My Friend Just Borrowed It
He Wants To Scare His Parents

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)