Girl: mai Tmhare liye
Girl: mai Tmhare liye Aag pe chal skti hn,
Naddi me kood sakti hn.
Boy: so sweet
kya
Tum mujhe Abhi Milne
Aa skti Ho,?
Girl: pagal ho kya.!
itni dhoop mei.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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