Jeene ke liye Oxygen
Teacher: jeene ke liye Oxygen zaroori hai. ise 1773 mein aavishkaar kiye.
Pappu: baap re bach gaya!! agar usse pehle paida hota to main mar jaata
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views
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