Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya.

Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: 'o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
Mehman:wo kese?
Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1017 views
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