Do Sardar Raat Ko Ghoom Rahy Thy
Do sardar raat ko ghoom rahy thy
1st sardar:
bohat garmi hy yar
2nd:
Han yar agar din hota to kahin chhaon mai beth jaty.
by Razzi (few years ago!) / 1088 views
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