A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:- I luv u more than
an electron wants 2 attract
proton.
.
Girl:- Oye carbon monoxide,
apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho jaa, es
se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar du
or tu reaction ke qabil bhi na
rahe.
.
. .
.
Kambakht graphite ki
aulad ;) :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 962 views

What Other Colours Do You Have?

Waiter:
Would You Like Your Coffee Black

Sardar:
What Other Colours Do You Have?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Facebook Ka Junoon

Facebook Ka Junoon… Patni Ki Maut Par Bholu
Pappu Se Milne Gaya: Bholu: Bhai Bahut Galat Hua,
Muje Afsos Hai….
Pappu: Yeh Rona Dhona Chod….Jaldi Se Laptop Le
Aa… Bholu: Par Kyun ?? PappU: Yaar Facebook Pe
Relaionship Status Update Karna Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Wife: Darling, I won the lottery

Wife: Darling, I won the lottery of Rs 5 crore, Go And pack Your Luggage… Husband: What We Have To Carry Sweetheart, Winter Clothes or Summer Clothes? Wife: Whatever, Pack your luggage and get out from here….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aurto Ka Idea

American: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Khana Tum Pakao Ge, 2nd Day Usne Kuch Nahi Kiya, 3rd Day Usne Dinner Bana Liya”

German: “Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab Se Ghar Ki Safai
Tum Karoge, 2nd Day Wo Chup Raha, 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha”

Santa Ki Biwi: “Maine Pappu Ke Papa Ko Kaha Ke Aaj Se Kapde Tum Dhoya Karoge, Apne Sab Kaam Khud Karoge, Agle Din Mujhe Kuch Nazar Na Aaya,

Dusare Din Bhi Kuch Nazar Na Aaya, Teesre Din Aankh Ki Soojan Utari To Kuch Nazar Aaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun

PAPPU:
Papa G,
Maa K Aansuon Or Biwi K Aansoun Mai Kiya Farq Hai..?

Father:
Maa K Aansu Dil Par Asar Karte Hai

Aur
Biwi K Aansu Jaib Pe..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)