A physics student proposing a chemistry girl:- I luv u more than
an electron wants 2 attract
proton.
.
Girl:- Oye carbon monoxide,
apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho jaa, es
se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar du
or tu reaction ke qabil bhi na
rahe.
.
. .
.
Kambakht graphite ki
aulad ;) :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 932 views

A man was asked to explain in English

A man was asked to explain in English,
“Dukh hamesha sath rehta he magar khushi
aati jaati rehti hai”

Man: My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi tm se karon ga.

Girl:meri maan ko tum bahut pasnd ho.
Larka:sharmate howe
kuch bi ho jae hum shadi tum se kare ga

maan ko kaho mujhe bool jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Chaman’s International Brands

Pappu: Tum kaunsi soap use karte ho Naman ?

Naman: Main Chaman Soap, Chaman Paste aur Chaman Shampoo use karta hoo….

Pappu: Yeh kya international brand hai ?

Naman: Nahi, Chaman mera room mate hai….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa by mistake goes

Santa by mistake goes into a ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up
Santa : Izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai, Baitho Baitho…:)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A child asked his father

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)