Santa: Ye TV kitne Ka h?

Santa: Ye TV kitne Ka h?
Salesman: 1lakh Rs.
Santa: Y anythin Special?

Sal: Light chali gyi to Automatic off ho Jayega..
Santa: Oh,pack it..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1262 views
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