Bakrian Charane wala or Pathan
1 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha
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Pathan: Yai bakriyan kahan le Ja rahe ho?
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Admi (gussey se): Enhain School chorny Ja raha hon
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Pathan: Mujhe Pagal samjha hai? Aaj tu etwaar hai
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