1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
...
Bacha ro raha hai.

Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 928 views

Looking at clock

Teacher: Will you stop looking at the clock at the
wall and pay attention?
Pupil: Time will pass, but will you?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Chal bahar chalte hai,

Banta: chal bahar chalte hai, taazi hawa kha kar aate hai
Santa: Tu chal me Chammaj Plate lekar aaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar's exams and fighting

2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage.

A sardar had a baby after 3 months of marriage. He suspected
and asked to his wife, “Ye 3 month me hi baccha kaise hua?”

Wife Replied : Tumhari shaadi ko kitne din hue?
Sardar : Three months

Wife : Aur meri shaadi ko?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Aur bacha kitne month ke baad?
Sardar : 3 months.

Wife : Total kitne months hue?
Sardar : Oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chawal

Santa Pandu Ji Se Puchta Hai: Yaar Tere Ghar
Latrine Bani Hai?
Pandu: Haan, Kyu?
Santa: Aisi He, Mere Ghar To Kadi Chawal Bana
Hai. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)