Driver: Kaha jana hai?

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana to kahin nhi hai..
...
Bacha ro raha hai.

Zara bus ka horn poo-poo baja do..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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