Oye Dil Wadda Kar
Customer At Sardar Jee’s Resturant:
Sardar Jee Soup Main Makhi Hai……
Sardar Jee Oye Dil Wadda Kar
Makhi Tera Kinna Soup Pe Jao Ge….!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 609 views
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