A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him:

Tourist: Any great men born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 924 views

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye

Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”

Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”

Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ghaber: yeh hath mujko ko de

Ghaber: yeh hath mujko ko de dy thakur

Thakur: le ly saly mera b ly jai ka b ly veru ka b ly basnti ka b lu immam shb ka b ly pury gao ka le ly

Ghaber sory yar tu to emotional hi ho gya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Andaaz Badal Jaate Hai

Injection room ke baahar notice board

Koi mar nahi jata injection

lagwane se Galib Bass

uthne baithne ke andaaz badal jaate hain… ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan raat ko...

Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
so raha tha:

Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?

Teen Pathanon Ne Daru Pee Ke Ek Taxi Roki.

Taxi Driver Ne Gadi Start Ki Aur Phir Kuch Der Bad Band Kar Ke Bola.

Taxi Driver: “Lo Sahab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”

Pahle Pathan Ne Use Paise De Diye.

Dusra Bola Thank You, Par Teesre Ne Ek Thapad Maar Diya.

Driver Dar Gaya, Socha Ye Pathaan To Sayana Nikla Samajh Gaya.

Teesra Pathan Bola: “Saale Araam Se Chalaya Kar, Itne Jhatke Kyu Marwaye Tune Aaj?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)