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He took an autto to go to the airport
on the way a honda overtakes
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Japanese:- HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast
next a toyota overtakes
Japanese:- TOYOTA made in JAPAN.....very fast
Airport came he asked how much??
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Dokara:-RS. 8000
Japanese:- why so expensive??
Dokara:-METER made in INDIA ........very fast.!!.. :D
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2 machachar bike par ja rahe the tabhi hathi ne lift mangi
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to ek machchar khada ho kar bola dekh le phir teri maa bolengi ke lafango ke sath ghum raha hain
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Agar Kuttey Aur Sardar Mein
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Jeetey Jo Marzi
Laikin Yeh Baat To Teh Hai
K Muqabla Mumkin Hai
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Sardar;nov 28.
Interviewer;which year?
Sardar;abey ullu everyyear.
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Banti ko dost ne khane pe bulaya.
Banti jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha aur likha tha maine tumhe pagal banaya :P
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Khan: To phir..?
Waiter: 20 Rs to hon..
Khan: Main tumhari double insult nhi kr skta..!!
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tamasha dekhne lagi.
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jayengi?
Memsaheb: Nahi usko peetne keliye teen hi kafi hai.
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