Ek Cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane hi wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya aur bola

bhai chor do nasha, ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Cheeta choohe k sath chal dia
Aage 1 hathi cocaine pi rha tha, chooha
Phir bola,

bhai chor do nasha,ao mere sath,dekho ye jungle kitna khubsurt hai.

Hathi b sth chal dia

Age sher whisky pene ki tyari kr rha tha,choohe ne use b woi kaha

Sher ne glas side pr rakha aur chohe ko 5-6 thappar mare

Hathi bola are kyu mar rahe ho is bechare ko?

Sher bola, Is kamine ne pichli bar b afeem kha kar mujhe 3 ghante jungle me aise hi ghumaya tha.......

by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!) / 834 views

Pathan in Riksha

1 Pathan & Uski B.V Riksha Me Aakar Bethe, Driver Ne Shesha Set Kia, Pathan Chillaya Bola:
Tum Hamara B.V Ko Dekhta Hay!

Tum Peechay Betho Riksha Hum Chalaiga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V

Santa:doctor ne kha tha k T.V cabel Se bache kharab hote hai aur parhai

B nhi krte,mene cabel katva diya
Batna: Good?

S: Ab humne dish TV laga liya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lion 1 Buriya Se

Lion 1 Buriya Se:
Main Tera Khoon P Jaun Ga
Buriya:
Pena Hai To Kisi Jawan Mard Ka Pi
Uska Khoon Garam Hoga
Sher:
Nahi,Mera Aj Cold Drink Peny Ka Mood Hay.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A SHEiKH on his death

A SHEiKH on his death time My wifewhere r u?

Yes,I m here My sons,my daughters r u all here?

Yes, PaPa Tey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek pathan ki behan ko

ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,
sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana
behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)