MusiBaton Ka MuQaBLa

"MusiBaton Ka MuQaBLa SBar Sy Kro
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NeMaTon Ki Hifazt Shukr Sy KrO'
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Is sMs Ma PeHly Bv Ka ar BaaD Mein girl FrNd ka zikar ata HaI.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 841 views
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