Sardar:
Bachpan vich maan di gal suni hondi te aj a din na vekhna painda.
Wakeel:
Kya kehti thi tumhari maan?
Sardar:
Anni deya jadon gal e nien suni tey fer dasaan ki.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 914 views

Srdar-Shirt k liye kapda

Srdar-Shirt k liye kapda dikhaiye!Salesman-plain me dikhau?S

rdar-nahi,Helicopter me dikha saale Bandar ki aulad…Sardar hu to mazak udata hain!!!:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Ghabber

Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is
Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,
...Police Samjhegi Sui-Side Ka Case He.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar Travling In Airplane

1 Sardar jahaz me baitha tha ..Pilot ne jahaz ko orane k lye agy se oncha kya toh sardar pilot se:

je tu one wheeling aali begarti krni aye te menu laa dy.
Sardar Travling In airplane

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nhi nhi pehly bazo kato... gala baad ma kaat lena

aik admi aadhi raat ka wqt ek viraan gali se guzar rha tha..

Achank us ne ek makaan ma se baton ki awaaz ati suni,,,

koi shaks dosray shaks se keh rha tha....
"Nhi Nhi Pehly Bazo Kato... Gala baad ma kaat lena"..

itna sunna tha k us ne admi ne dorr laga di...aur seedha police choki pohanch gaya...aur ja kar sari baat batayi...

jab police us admi k sath us makaan pe pohanchi...tau andhr 2 darzi baithhy kaprray kaat rhy thay... :D :D hahaha

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Bahir Ki chez

1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.

1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?

pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)