A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1074 views

Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend

Santa to Banta: I and my girlfriend are getting married.

Banta: Oh great, but when is the marriage?

Santa: I am marrying on on 13th Jan and my girlfriend on 20th.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Do you know the meaning of WIFE

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ka faisla

Sardar:me zindagi bhar kbi shadi nai karun ga



aur



yahi mashwara apne bchun ko bi dun ga.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek Naakaaam BusinessManApni Moti Wife Se

Ek Naakaaam BusinessManApni Moti Wife Se:

“Darling Meri Poori Life Me Sirf Tum Hi Meri Pehli Or Aakhri Investment Ho Jo Double Hui Hai..:):)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Why R U Under Tension?

Examiner: Why Are You Under Tension?
Did You Forget Hall Ticket, ID or Calculator?

Student: No Sir!

By mistake I brought Tomorrow Exam's Chit Today.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)