A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1103 views

Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo

Boy : Mein tumhay gallay lga Sakta hoo, withOut touching !
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Girl : Impossible
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Boy : Lagi shartt ek “Pepsi” Ki ??
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Girl : Ok
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Boy ne zor Se gallay lgaya …
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Girl : Hey ! You touched me
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Boy : han to ro q rahi ho???
laa rha hoo na pepsi. :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Improve your english

Improve your English!

Friend to Pathan:
Yaar Ye Tattey Khujane Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?

Pathan:
BALL Tampering…!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan Asked A Doctor

Pathan Asked A Doctor :
Milk Pene Se Rung Gora Hota Hai

Doctor:
Han Milk Me Calcium Hota Hai
Isliye

Pathan :
Chal Jhoote Phir Bhains Ka
Bacha Kala Q Hota Hai ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni: Mein toh sochti thi hamara

Patni: Mein toh sochti thi hamara sath janam janam ka hai….lekin swamiji ne kah rahey they ke swarg mein pati patni ko saath rehne nahi dete……

Pati: Darling isiliye usse swarg kehete hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa zoo ka watchman

Santa zoo ka watchman tha. Zoo officer – Tumne sher ka pinjra
lock nahi kiya?

Santa : Ki lod hai,
ennu kanjar nu kinne chori karna..?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)