Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 741 views

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe the,

3 pathan ek bike pe ja rahe the,
Trafic constable ne rokne ke lye thath dya,

Pathan: abe pagal hai kya tujhe kya hum apne sar per bithaye ge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sara pani geela ho gia

Pathan baalti mai pani le ke ja raha tha, ke barish shuro ho gayi
Owr barish ka pani baalti mai chala gia
.
Pathan: Oho ! Sara pani geela hogia

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.

English Paper! Sardar ko jumly bnany thy.
1: "WHAT"
Tania ko Ali k saath daikh kar Asim k mathay par
"WHAT" par gaey.
2: "KILL"
Arif ne deewar main "KILL" thoak k tasveer tang
di.
3: "MY"
Hum ne ghar k kaamon k liye aik "MY" rahki hoi
hai.
4: "DIG"
Paon phisal janay ki wajah se Aslam neher main
"DIG" gya.
hahahahahahaha wah sardar G...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

How can i get to heaven?

I asked the children in my Sunday School class, "If I sold my house and my car, held a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

Then I said, "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"

Again, the answer was, "No!"

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shiv:-Mera Trishul kaha hai?

Shiv:-Mera Trishul kaha hai?
Parvati:-ganesh le gaya?
Shiv:-Kyu?
Parvati:-Keh raha tha ki
“Girlfriend” ke sath Meggi khane ka program he….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)