A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he’s topping 100 mph.

He eventually realizes he can’t escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It’s been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give [.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 925 views

BOY TO GIRL

BOY TO GIRL: Tum to 14v ka chand ho

Girl: Sach, kya main itni khoobsorat hoon?

Boy: Arey nahin !!
Main to yeh batana chah raha tha kay tum itni gool matool ho....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kahan ja rhe ho

Santa=kaha ja rahe ho
Banta=Police Station,Mere ghar me chor aya hai
S=Bibi ko akela chod dia
B=Nahi,usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,

Maa- “Rinku, tum bure bacho ke saath kyo khelte ho,
ache bacho ke saath kyo nahi khelte?”
Rinku- “Maa, un ache bacho ki maatao ne apne
bacho ko mere saath khelne se mana kar diya hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushi Se Admi Mota To Ho Hi Jaata Hai?

Biwi Apne Pati Santa Se Boli.
Biwi: “Jara Dekho Sheeshe Mein Aap Kitne Mote Ho Gaye Ho”

Santa: “Apne Aap Ko To Dekh, Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho”

Biwi Muskurate Hue: “Main To Maa Banne Wali Hoon”

Santa: “To Kya Hua, Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hoon“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Once Rajnikant became

Once Rajnikant became the coach of Indian cricket team...
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Don't evn try to guess wat happnd..!. :O
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The Indian cricket team won the FIFA and Hockey world cup too

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)