MaStIkHoR BaCcHe
MaStIkHoR BaCcHe ?
Bachpan se abhi tak 2 cheezein bilkul nahi badli
1-Mumma ka pyar:-*
aur dusra
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M.D.H. masaalon k ad wala BUDDHA
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 612 views
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