Sardar- Shirt ke liye kapda

Sardar- Shirt ke liye kapda dikhaiyeSalesman-plain me dikhau?Sardar- nahi, Helicopter me dikha haramkhor..Bandar ki aulad..Sardar dekha ni ki mazak shuru;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 981 views
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Aap Mere Papa Ko Nahi Jante

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Child: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Child: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

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Gareeb admi

Gareeb admi: Doctor sab mere paas paise nahi hain,
ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga

Dr: kya kaam karte ho?

gareeb admi: qabar khodta ho.

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Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

Saas: Inspector sahab, mere ghar mein TV ko chodke baaki sab cheez chori hogayi hai?

Inspector: Chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga ?

Saas: Mujhe kya pataa sahab, main toh us samay TV par Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi dekh rahi thi….

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umhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Santa: Tumhari Car Ka Tyre Kaise Puncture Huwa?

Banta:
Ik Daaru Ki Bottle Iske Neeche Aagayi Thi.

Santa: Tumhain Bottle Nazar Nahi Aayi?

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kya tumhe patahai ki permission ke bina

Manager ne aane wale se pucha: kya tumhe pata
hai ki permission ke bina ander aana mna hai
Aane wala: Janab mein permission lene ke liye hi
ander aaya hu

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Santa Singh Ji at Zebra Crossing

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the.

Woh kya soch rahe honge?

THINK ????
"SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI?"

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Last Semester

Teacher to Student : Last Semester you were roaming
with that girl and this semester you are roaming with other.
What you think of yourself?
Boy : Syllabus changed mam.

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Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya.

Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola:

Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun?
.

B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe
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Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!

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Tay paagla Zong Le ley.

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Becoz 1st cal: Sir meri telenor ki sim blok ho gyi hai,
Sardar: Tay paagla Zong Le ley.

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an astronomer was watching

an astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

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