kamaney wala
Father: Mere 4 Bachay Hai 3 Ne MBA Kia Hua Hai Aur 1 Chor Hai.
Frnd:Jo Chor hai Usay Ghar Se
Nikaalte Q Nhi Ho?
Father: Ek Wohi To kamata hai..
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