Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs

Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.

Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche me le jata hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 951 views
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