Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some vegetables from market.

Dhoni: But Mom, We defeated by South Africa and public are in full anger.

Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no one will recognize you.

Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.

A Girl: Hi Dhoni, how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.

Dhoni: How did you know, I am Dhoni?Girl: Abeh.. I am Nehra.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views

6 Chicken Wings

Faqeer Fone Par:
Helo Piza Hut?
Operater:
Yes Piza Hut
Faqeer:
3 LargE Piza
6 Chicken Wings,
2 Pepsi,
Oprater:
Kis K Nam Pr Bhejon,
Faqeer:
ALLAH K NAM Pay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya

Pandit : Tumhare jeevan mein 6 ladkiya aayengi.

Thambu : Wow, kya baat hai.

Pandit: Zyada khush honey ki baat nahi hai. Ek gharwali aur 5 betiya hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan

Ladka to bhagwan:-bhagwan
mere ghar se canada tak road bana do.

Bhagwan - yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta.

Ladka:-fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se
mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare.
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Bhagwan:- beta road"single"banwani hai ya"double" :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

dua

Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,
Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska rang kala HOjaye….

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Pathan

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)