Teacher: Change this sentence into Future Tense, "I killed a person"
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Student: The Future tense is "You will go to a jail"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 998 views

Pathan

PATHAN Biology Ka Practical Attnd Krty Huye.

Examiner Ne 1 Bird Ki Taang Dikhaai, Or PATHAN Se Us Bird Ka Naam Poocha..

PATHAN Bola:
I Don’t Know..

Examiner: You Have Failed,
Kya Naam Hai Tumhara?

PATHAN: Humara Taang Dekho Or Naam Bataao..!!
Baat krta hai sala ;->

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sardar asked his servant to Go

Sardar asked his servant to Go and water the plants.

Servant replied It”s already raining.

Sardar said: So what take an umbrella and go.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

10 Rupee Ka Faida

doctor ne mareez se kaha.main ek mahinay se 50 rupee ki rozana dawa kha
raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha.
doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rupee ki dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek chota baccha bahut der se

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy

Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy

Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.

Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)