Three friends aftee exams
Three Friends After Exam.
Lucky: Yaar I dont know anything, I left the paper
blank.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Sh!t yaar, Teacher will think that we 3 have
Copied.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1041 views
Similar Jokes
1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha.
2pagal:Ye kya hai?
1Pagal: Love letter hay
2pagal:Magar ye to khali hay
1Pagal: Aaj kal bol chal band hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Beautiful flowers die....
Nice stories end......
Lovely songs fade........ ..
Momeries are forgotten... ..
All things comes to end.....
But people like YOU always remain forever
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawai Li Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,
pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)
pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ £ee Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,
pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa jangal ke raste ghar jaa raha tha. Raste mein ek chudail ne uska raasta roka aur boli: ha ha ha ha mein chudail hoon. Santa: Mujhe malum hai aur teri ek behan mere ghar pe hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Bat ko mzak me ni lena..
Jab se nayaa saal shuru hua hai tab se ap keh rahay ho k
Ye 2 Hazaar Tera Hai.
(2013)
To Plz mere 2 Hazaar mujhe day kar kahaani khatam karo.
Eid Ki Shoping Karni Hai…!!
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Ek student dosre se:
Yaar aj koi esa kaam karty jo pehle kabhi nahi kia ho
.
Dosra Student: Teekh hai, thori si parhayi kar laity hain
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar and Home Joke
Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun
Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa : “I M Going” Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Banta(Khub Soch Ke) :
Me Ja Raha Hu
Santa(Gusse Me) :Oye!Nahi Jane Dunga.Pehle Matlab Bata
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)