pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se
pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawai Li Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,
pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)
pathan ne Med¡cal Store Se Dawa¡ £ee Or Store Waley Sy kaha,,
“Cheen¡ ßh¡ Do”
Stor Wala:”Cheen¡ Med¡cal pe nah¡ M¡lt¡,,
pathan: hmm pagal nah¡ Iss pe £¡kha ha¡ SUGAR FRÉÉ:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 914 views
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