Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai

Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:

“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”Doosra Aadmi bola:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 987 views
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