Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui,
Aik Chunti or haathi ki love marraige hui,
Aglay din haathi ki death ho gai,
Chunti boli: Wah ri mohabbat, aik din ka pyar or ab saari umar qabar khodney mein guzray gi
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 894 views
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