The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly."

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes," the boy's mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 854 views

Pathan galti se

Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan
bacha le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

1 darzi logon k kapde lekr farar hogya

Koi kehta meri pant,
Koi kehta meri Shirt,

1 Santa bhi Ro raha tha Logo ne puchha Q Ro Rahe ho?

Santa:mera naap le gaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat Me Tha

Ek Train Ulatne Ka Case Adalat Me Tha Train Ka Driver Jo K Pathan Tha Us Se Pocha K Tum Ne Train Patri Se Q Utari?

Pathan: Oo Yaara 1 Banda Samne Aa Gaya Tha
Brake Maarne Ka Time Nahi Tha.
Humara Officer Ne Bola K Is K Uppar Charha Do.

Wakel: Phir?

Pathan: Wo Banda Patri Se Uttar Gaya… ;-(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A young couple drove several

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked,

"Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied.
"I married into the family."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Maths mein fail q hua?

 Sardar: Maths mein fail q hua?

Son: kabhi teacher bolti ha 3+5 = 8 Agle din bolti ha 4+4=8
phir bolti ha 6+2=8
usay khud ko confirm nahi to mujhe kya sikhae gi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)