Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne
Judge-Tumne Dn me Chori Karne Ki Himat kaise ki?
Chor- Mujhe is baat ka dar tha ki
Raat ko Mujhe akela Paakar Koi Loot na le..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 921 views
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Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
“DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha
kisi ne usko toka
Is ko cheel to lo
Pathan bola: cheelne ka kya zarorat hai hum ko malum hy
is K andar KELA hi ha!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
apnay hi hotay hn jo pajama kheench k bhaag jaatey hain
faraz
warna gheron ko kya khabar k tum rebber walii shalwaar pehente ho
by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!)
Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai
Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat
at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted
an empty seat on the 50-yard line. Thinking to
himself "what a waste" he made his way down to
the empty seat.
When he arrived at the seat, he asked the man
sitting next to it, "Is this seat taken?"
The man replied, "This was my wife's seat. She
passed away. She was a big Packers fan."
The other man replied,"I'm so sorry to hear of
your loss. May I ask why you didn't give the ticket
to a friend or a relative?"
The man replied, "They're all at the funeral."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
athan ne shesha kharida.
Pathan:- Is sheeshay ki koi guarantee?
Shopkeeper:- Ap isko 100 manzil se nichy girao, ye 99 manzil tk nhi totey ga
Pathan:- Jio SHEHZADY ker dey pack..!
by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)
2 pathan Bhai Exam hall me..
Teacher:Tum D0no Ne Apne Father
Ka Naam Different Q Likha?
Pathan:Tm phir bolta k hm ne Naqal
ki hy hamary pas dimagh hy madam...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sonu- Abe Dekh Mere Daant..
Kaise.. Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai..
Monu- To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hai.
Ek Dum.
Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Based on the telenor ad:
Biwi: Suna hy catch ch0rnay k mamlay me aap baray dil phenk thay..ap k bhai umer akmal bta rahay thay
Der raat tk sattaybaz0n k sath bethe rehte the..ap ki ammi ko call ki thi wo bta rahi theen..
Kamran: kya sara credit aj hi khtm krdya?
Biwi: Ahan…
Han tou yeh r0ss tayl0r k0n tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Insan ko sb se bara shock kb lagta hy
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Socho
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Socho
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Sochooo
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Nahi pata?
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Jb usy pata lagta hy k wo baghair package k sms kar raha hy:-D
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)