Shadi se pehle pregnant
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
A. jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye,
aur uski maa
Kahe “hey bhagwan ye tune kya kiya”.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1347 views
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