Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Beta : 500 Rs Do na.
Papa : Kya Karega ?
Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.
Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?
Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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