A Polish student was in his college
campus bookstore.
Questioning the store clerk about a book for one of
his classes, the clerk responded, "This book will do
half the job for you."
"Good," the Polack replied, "I'll take two."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 954 views

Ek sardar train ki patti pay

Ek sardar train ki patti pay leta hoa tha. Ek
banday ne pocha: ye kiya kar rahe ho. Train aye to
mar jao gay.
Sardar ne jawab diya: mere uper say hawaye jahaz
chala gya to train kiya cheez hai :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, “lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon”

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, “Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo

Pathan :hum yahan nai rahay ga hmra paisa wapis karo,

Itna chota kamra or 1 stool,

tum humein janwar smjhta hai.

Waiter:sir kamray may tu chalian ye Lift hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What is the difference

Banta: What is the difference between a nail and a boxer? Santa: One gets knocked in the other gets knocked out.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pathan k ghar guest aye

Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao

Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
,
,
,
Rikshaw Le Aya.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)