Bilawal to Dad

Bilawal to Dad

DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.

DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1018 views
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