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"Ham ne suna tha ke zindagi emtihan laiti hay"
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"Yahan tu emtihano'n ne zindagi le li hay"
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 794 views
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mere pas proof hai k ap P.A.G.A.L
ho . . . . . . . P=pyare A=ache G=Great
A=anmol L=lovley kaha tha na PAGAL
ho
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Ek student ne tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye magr osy fail kar dia gya. Sawalon k jawab ye the
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1.Tipu sultan kis larai man shaheed hoy?
Ans: apni last larai mn
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2.Aelan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahn hoye?
Ans:safhay k aakhir mn
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3 .Talaaq ki bari waja kia hoti he?
Ans: shadi
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4 .daryae sind kahan behta he?
Ans:zameen par
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5 .Aap 8 logon mn 3 aam kesy divide karen ge?
Ans:milk shake bana kar
;-(;-(theek to bataya tha .
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar on Train Tack
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Aik Aadmi Doosray Se:
Bhai Ye Khushi Aur Sakoon
Kya Hota Hai ?
Doosra Aadmi:
Pata Nahi Bhai Meri To Pedaaish Hi
Pakistan Ki Hai…;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, didn't I, you stupid fool!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A sad love story
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Ek student ko apni classmate se
pyar
ho gaya
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Ladke ne use prapose kiya
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya
Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi
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Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or
1 week k liye class se nikal diya.
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Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas
class
me
gaya to
Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya
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Ladki ne us ladke ki book me
likha :
I m sorry and I love u too
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Ladke ne koi response nahi diya
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Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
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Moral - bewkuf ladki itna bhi nahisamajti
Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte
hai.. :v :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Patan Ne Jali Note Banaya Orr Quaid-E-Azam Ki
Topi Bhol Gaya
Jab Dukandar Ko Dia Tou
Dukandar Ne Kaha:
Iski Tou Topi Nahi Hay.
Pathan Bola:
Ye Quaid-E-Azam Lala Ki Garmion Ki Tasveer Hay
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar ki maan bemar howi docter k pas le gae.
Docter :is k test hon ge
sardar:tests ki in ki umer nai one day ya t20 karwa do.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Aik Sardar kay han 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya.
Dost : Yaar udas kion ho?
Sardar : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)