Girlfriend: Kya shaadi k baad

Girlfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?

Funny Boyfriend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bohot pasand hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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