Pappu Papa Aur Cricket
Pappu: Papa Agar Cricket Mein Kisi Player Ko Kam Dikhne Lag Jaaye Toh Uske Sath Kya Karte Hain?
Papa: Beta, Ussay Umpire Bana Dete Hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 530 views
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