Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?
TCHR- Ande me se Murgi ka Bacha kaise nikla?
SANTA-Madam, Ye koi badi bat nhi he. Zyada Interesting Ye he ki wo Usme Ghusa kaise?
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