Facebook Kitni Popular Ho Rahi Hai, Is Cheez Ka Andaza Is Choti Si Bat Se Pata Chalta Hai.

Ek Bar Ek Person Ne Apne Facebook Ke Status Par Likha.

“I Am Gonna Sleep Shirtless At Night…!”

After Sometime, 17 Mosquitoes Like His Status.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views

Andaza Laga Lo

Ek Baar Santa Apni Patni Ke Liye Chappal Lene Market Gaye. Dukandaar Ne Pucha,

Dukandaar: “Aapko Kis Size Ki Chappal Chahiye, Bina Size Ke Mein Chappal Kese Dikhau?”

Santa: “Yaar Wo To Main Bhool Gaya Hoon, Aisa Karo Meri Kamar Pe Nishan Dekh Ke Andaza Laga Lo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Vasectomy Jokes

As I sit here I'm contemplating having a vasectomy, you know... the "removing" of your manhood. You know, it looks like a relatively simple procedure, heck I even asked if they had a do-it-yourself kit (true story). Afterall, $950 bucks for a 15 minute snip-snip is kinda excessive. At any rate, I won't be cutting on my balls anytime soon - but I do have some vasectomy jokes (more of a timeline of events) if you're in the same mood I am. We'll call him "Bill" and this is his story.
It's A Family Decision

VasectomyBill was at his family doctor for his annual physical exam. His doctor returned, filling out a bunch of stuff on his chart, and boasted "Your checkup went well, everything looks to be in order. Is there anything that you'd like to ask me?"

"Well," Bill mumbles, "Actually, I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a pretty big decision. Have you talked this over with your family?"

"Yeah, and they're in favor 9 to 2."
Right After The Operation

Bill wakes up from a vasectomy and the doctor tells him he has good news and bad news. "The good news is we were able to save your testicles. The bad news is they're under your pillow."
What Really Happened To Bill

While doing the vasectomy, Bill's doctor slipped and cut off one of his testicles. In an effort to avoid a malpractice lawsuit, he replaced Bill's missing ball with an onion.

Two weeks later, Bill returned for a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doc asked. "Pretty good, but I've had some strange side effects." "Like what?" the nervous doc asked anxiously. "Well, every time I pee my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hotdog stand, I get a hard-on."
Post-Op Final Check-Up

Six weeks after his vasectomy, Bill returns to his doctor for his scheduled semen test. The nurse hands him a little jar and points to a broom closet down the hall. After half an hour, he still hasn't come out - and a line is forming! So she puts her ear to the door to see if he is ok. All she can hear is lots of heavy breathing and grunting, so she goes back to her station and tells the other guys to wait their turn. Fifteen minutes later the guy finally comes out, red in the face and sweating. "I've tried everything," he says. "I've pulled it, I've twisted it, I've even pounded it on the sink, but I *still* can't open this damn jar!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Naalayko Kabhi Padd Bhi Liya Karo

Pita Ji Ne Apne Bete Ko Gusse Se Dant Te Hue Kaha

Baap: “Nalayak Kabhi Tumne Apni Koi Book Khol Ke Bhi Dekhi Hai?”

Beta: “Haan Papa Roz Kholta Hoon Ek Book”

Baap Hairani Se: “Konsi?”

Beta: “Facebook“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Step of mard and aurat

How boys grow
bacha
larka
naujawan
jawan
mard
budha.

How girls grow
bachi
bachi
bachi
bachi
bachi
aunty

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey

Shohar aur bivi khany k leye bahir gey ,
aik larki ne shohar ko dekh kar romantic andaz main hello kaha,

bivi ne poocha yeh kon thee? shuhar ne kaha, abhi tu ussy bhi batana hai k tum kon ho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)