A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.

What did they named them?

They named them as 'Jo-Hua', 'So-Hua'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 948 views

Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira

Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira.

kiya wo phat gaya tha?

Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola

“THAAA”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein

Ek Raat Ek Ghar Mein Chor Ghus Aaya, Khatpat Sun Kar Malik Ki Aankh Khul Gayi.

Malik: “Kaun Hai?”

Chor: “Miyaun”

Malik: “Kaun Hai?”

Chor: “Miyaun”

Malik: “Kaun Hai?”

Chor: “Abe Saale Billii Hai Billi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?

A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?”

Nurse: “Why?”

Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth, Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy.

2 Choohay Bike pe Ghoom rhy thy.

1 hathi ne lift mangi..
Itnay me 1 choha khara ho k bola..

Dekh lay Phir teri MAA Kahy gi k Lafango k sath ghom ra tha.:D;

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)