Ary kuch de do bht bhoka hn
Fakir:Ary kuch de do bht bhoka hn
Sardar 100 ka note dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey han tumhare ps?
Fakir khush ho kr Han
Sardr:Te salya Pehle o te Muka le.
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