Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,

Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha

Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?

Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1241 views
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