Bacha Ghar Se Maar Kha kr,
Gusse Me School Ja Raha Tha

Ek admi Ne Pucha
Beta Padhte Ho?

Bacha: Nhi School Ki Dress Pehen K
Tere Baap K Barat Mai Ja Raha Hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1202 views

Father Tum ne university k 4 sal

Father:Tum ne university k 4 sal me Sub se Muskil kaam kon sa seekha?.
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Son:
Tez Hawao mE 1 Teeli Se 3 CIGERATE jalana.

Father LAKH LANAT THAE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay

Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayain to apny moun per Meezan oil lagain.

Kyun K. Her cheez

Meezan main achi lagti hay.!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Sudden Change Of Mind

My Dearest Susan,
Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.

Yours always and truly,
John

P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Political Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness.

"Isn`t it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window as though he hadn`t hear the question.

"Isn`t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.

The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)