Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 755 views

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Car Se

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Car Se Takrake Ek Tota Behosh Ho Gaya.

Aadmi Ne Uspar Taras Khaya Aur Tote Ko Uthake Ghar Le Aaya.

Ussne Usse Pinjre Mein Rakha Dawayi Lagayi Or Khana Diya.

Tota Jab Jaaga To Ek Dum Se Hairani Hoke Bola

Tota: “Aaila Jail…? Wo Car Wala Mar Gaya Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kon Banega Carore Pati

A Pathan Was Playing
“Kon Banega Carore Pati”

Shahrukh Khan Asked:
“Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao”

Pathan Replied:
“Hu Ko Pagal Samajhti Haikya?
4 Options Kidhar Hain..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Really Girls are very Smart..

Really Girls are very Smart...=P
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Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai?
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Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10,
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Girl: kuch kam karo na plz..
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Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo
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Girl: Thanku,
dedo...
ye huyi na Baat... :p =D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha

1 Pagal hr waqt bolta tha
"Ghulail bnaoun ga or chirya ko maronga!"
1 din usko Paglon k Doctor k pas ly gaye or uska elaj ho gaya,
Dr: AB KYA KROGY?
Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri dhoondon ga, Ghr bsaon ga,
Dr: Very Nice!!
Phir kya krogy!!
Pagal: Bchchon ko achhy school bhejon ga
Unka birthday manaon ga
Nekr or Shirt gift ayegi
Dr: Gud Gud! Phir?
Pagal: Unki Nekr sy lastic Nikalon ga
Phir?
Ghulail Bnaoun ga Or Chirya ko Maron ga....!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple

Teacher:
What Is The Difference
Between Orange & Apple?
Sardar:

The Colour Of Orange Is Orange
But The Colour Of Apple Is Not Apple:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)