Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 918 views

Khas mashwara

Suno,
dettol istamal mat karna.:-)





suna hai us se jarasim mar jate hain

magar

hum ap ko khona nai chahte.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan to docter

Pathan docter se :sunai deta hai kuch nazar nahein aata.
Docter:aisa kab hota hai?
Pathan: phone karte waqt.

by Ramzankhan (few years ago!)

Santa Last year

Santa: Last year, I opened a jeweler`s shop.

Banta: And then what happened?

Santa: I was caught red-handed by the jeweler.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mujhe TALAAQ Chahiye

Santa : Judge Saab
Mujhe TALAAQ Chahiye
Meri Biwi Ne 1 Saal Se Mujhse Baat Nahi Ki

Judge :
1 Bar Phir Sochle Beta
Aisi Biwi Nasib Walon Ko Milti He

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bullfight Buffet

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)