A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two very big balls on a huge plate, which the tourist eats with relish. The next day he goes to the same restaurant again, once again orders the specialty of the day, and he is brought two very big balls on a huge plate. It tastes even more scrumptious.

The third day he does the same and the fourth, but on the fifth day he goes to the restaurant and orders the specialty of the day, and they bring him two very small balls on a big plate. The man asks, "What gives?"

And the waiter says, "Senor, the bullfighter doesn't always win!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 1099 views

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain

Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

Pathan: Thanks Yara..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

A Sardar dragged out 6 people live from a burning house
Still he was sent to Jail
.
Why?
Because all of these 6 were Fire Brigade Staff

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Baniya Marte Waqt

Baniya Marte Waqt…
Sunti Ho ?

Wife: Bolo, Mein Yahin Ho…
Aur Pappu aur Pinki?
Yes, Papa Hum Bhi Yahi Hai…

Baniya: Toh Paas Ke Kamre Ki Light Aur Fan Toh Band Karke Aatey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Torch Theek Hai

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna starts his practice.

He checked 1st patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said..

Bole To.. Torch Theek hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)