Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k mein neeend mein tha..

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 999 views

Aishwariya and Mallika

Bhakt: Meri shadi Aishwarya se karwa do. Bhagwan: Aishwarya ki ek saari 1 lakh ki hai. Kharch utha paoge? Bhakt: Bhagwaan koi upay bataiye. Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek din Court mein Judge

Ek din Court mein Judge ne ek mujrim ko sajaa sunaate huye kaha, “Iske dono kaan kaat diye jaye.” Mujrim ne bahoot ghabrate huey kaha, “Rahem karo my baap, kaan kaat lenge toh main andha ho jaonga.” Judge ne ascharya se poocha kaan kaatne se andhe kaise hoge, mujrim ne kaha …. “My baap kaan [...]

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aashiqo Ki Dardnaak Kahani

When You Cry… Koi Nahi Dekhta,
When You Are Worried… Koi Nahi Dekhta,

When You Are Happy… Koi Nahi Dekhta,

Lekin Ek Din Date Pe Chale Jao… Sala, Pura Mohalla Dekh Leta Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

DOSTI

Hamari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Zyada Hogi



Tmhari Har Awaz Hamare Lye Wada Hogi



Tum B Sun Lo Kaan Khol K



Jisne Dosti Pehle Tori



Uski pitai B Sab Se Zyada Hogi ;)

by imran (few years ago!)

blond sky divers

A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)