Girl Pathan Se:
Jab Aap Ke Pas Mobile Hai Aur Mere Pas Bhi Hai
To Ap Ne Letter Kion Bheja?

Pathan:
O Hum Ne Tumko Cal Kia Tha
Us Mein Larki Boli
Plz-Try-Letter

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 880 views

Aakhir Biwi Ne Gutne Tek Hi Diye

Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha

Santa: “Biwi Se Teri Ladai Khatam Hui?”

Banta: “Ghutne Tek Ke Mere Paas Aayi Thi”

Santa: “Achha, Fir Usne Ghutne Tek Ke Kya Kaha?”

Banta: “Yahi Ki Bed Ke Niche Se Nikal Aao, Kuch Nahi Kahungi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patient: Aapne 2-2

Patient: Aapne 2-2 thermometer kyun rakhe hain?

Doctor: Ek muh mein lagane ke liye or dusra jheb mein

Patient: Mein aap ka matlab nahi samjha

Doctor: Matlan yeh hai ki ek thermometer muh mein lagane se mujhe pata chalta hai ki aap ka sharir kitna garam hai aur dusra jheb mein lagane se pta chalega ki aapki jheb kitni garam hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Speaking with Husband

Two blondes are talking to each other:
- When you make love, do you speak with your husband?

- If he calls me.

by Kamran (few years ago!)

Baniya Marte Waqt

Baniya Marte Waqt…
Sunti Ho ?

Wife: Bolo, Mein Yahin Ho…
Aur Pappu aur Pinki?
Yes, Papa Hum Bhi Yahi Hai…

Baniya: Toh Paas Ke Kamre Ki Light Aur Fan Toh Band Karke Aatey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Berozgari Ke Haal

Ek Dukhi Baap Apne Khas Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha.

Baap: “Mere Char Bache Hai, 1st Mba, 2nd Mca, 3rd Phd, 4th Chor Hai”

Dost: “Chor Ko Ghar Se Nikalte Kyun Nahi?”

Baap: “Wo Hi To Kamata Hai, Baqi Sab Berozgar Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)