Girl Pathan Se:
Jab Aap Ke Pas Mobile Hai Aur Mere Pas Bhi Hai
To Ap Ne Letter Kion Bheja?

Pathan:
O Hum Ne Tumko Cal Kia Tha
Us Mein Larki Boli
Plz-Try-Letter

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 819 views

Right and wrong

A husband and wife were involved in a petty
argument, both of them unwilling to admit they
might be in error.
"I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband
in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm
right."
He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go
first.
"I'm wrong," she said.
With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're
right!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Batsman LBW hua

During The Match Batsman LBW Hua..
SANTA:
Log HumE Pagal Samajhte Hain..
Yaha To Sab Pagal Hain..
Lagi Batsman Ko Hai Aur Bowler Cheekh Raha hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Car ki Battery change

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.

Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?

Santa: Nahin yaar,

Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Seedhi seedhi Beizti

Boy:tum kon si cream use karti ho?
Girl(itra kar):koi bi nai.
Boy:to kar lia kar kali bangalan

ooo teri khair direct izat ka falooda

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha.

Naman ko apna Kutta bechna tha. Chaman usko kharedna chahta tha.

Chaman: Kya ye Kutta wafadar hai ?Naman: Hanji, mein isko teen bar pehle bhi bech chuka hu, ye itna vafadar hai ke har bar mere pas vapis aa jata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)