Ab Aaya Oont Pahad Ke Niche
Ek Ghar Mein Ek Moti Aurat Rahti Thi, Ek Din Uske Ghar Mein Chor Guss Aya
Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Beth Gayi, Aur Apne Naukar Se Boli.
Moti Aurat: “Ja Police Ko Bula La”
Nokar: “Meri Chapal Nahi Mil Rahi Malkin”
Niche Se Chor Rote Hue
Chilaya: “Saale, Meri Pahan Le Par Jaldi Jaa“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 984 views
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